Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.