Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.