Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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