Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.