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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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