Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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