Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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