Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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