Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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