Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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