Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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