Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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