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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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