Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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