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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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