Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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