Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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