Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Then he climbed it up.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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