Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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