Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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