Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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