Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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