Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.