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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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