Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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