Joke #6511

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Vote:
has 72.35 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Vote:
has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Vote:
has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Vote:
has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Vote:
has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Vote:
has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris