Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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