Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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