Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.