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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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