Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.