Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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