Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Vote:
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
Vote:
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Vote: