Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.