Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like