Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.