Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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