Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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