Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.
The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church.
The priest was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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