Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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