Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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