Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.