Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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