Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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