Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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