Joke #7307

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Vote: has 78.15 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Vote: has 39.39 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Vote: has 78.47 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris