Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris