Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.