Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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