Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.