Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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