Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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