Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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