Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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