Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.