Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can remember the future.