Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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