Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.