Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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