Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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