Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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