Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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