Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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