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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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