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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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