Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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