Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.