Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.