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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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