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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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