When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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