When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.