When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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