When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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