When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.