Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes.
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