Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.