Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.