Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.