The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.