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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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