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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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