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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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