The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.