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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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