Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.