Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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