Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.