Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...