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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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