Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.