Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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