Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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