Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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