Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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