Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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