You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Too Late!
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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