You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.