You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.