Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.