Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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