Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.