Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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