Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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