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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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