Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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