Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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