Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.