Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.