Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.