Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.