Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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