Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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