Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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