Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.