Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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