Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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