Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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