The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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