The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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