The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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