The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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