The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.