The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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