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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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