Joke #10574

The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.

One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"

Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.

When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly

When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.

Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.