When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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