When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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