When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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