When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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