When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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