When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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