When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.