When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.