The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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