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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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