The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.