The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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