The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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