The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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