The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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