The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
Vote:
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Vote:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Vote:
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Vote:
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Vote: