The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.