The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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