The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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