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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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