The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk