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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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