The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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