The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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