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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.