Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.