Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.