Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.