Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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