Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.