Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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