Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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