Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.