Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.