Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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