Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.