Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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