Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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