Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.