Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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