Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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