Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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