Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?