Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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