Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.