Joke #10956

Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Vote:
has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Vote:
has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Vote:
has 58.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Vote:
has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Vote:
has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Vote:
has 58.34 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Vote:
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game