Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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