Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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