Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''