Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.