Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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