Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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