In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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