In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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