Joke #11230

In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.

Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.

The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.

Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.

Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.

James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.

Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.