In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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