Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.