Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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