Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.