Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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