Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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