Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.