Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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