Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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