Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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