Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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