When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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