When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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