When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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