When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.