When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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