When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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