Joke #5646

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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