When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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