Joke #5646

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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