When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.