When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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