When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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