It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.