It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.