After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.