If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.