If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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