Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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