Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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