Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him