Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.