Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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