Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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