Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.