Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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