Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.