Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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