Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.