Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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