Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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