Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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