Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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