Joke #6769

Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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