Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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