Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.