Joke #6769

Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote:
has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Vote:
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Vote:
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Vote:
has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Vote:
has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Vote:
has 59.40 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Vote:
has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Vote:
has 82.10 % from 636 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Vote:
has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris