Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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