Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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