Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette