Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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