Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.