Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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