Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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