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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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