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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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