Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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