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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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