Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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