Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.