Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.