Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.