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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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