Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.