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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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