Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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