Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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