Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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