Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!