Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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