Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.