Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.