Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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