Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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