Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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