Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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