When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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