When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.