When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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