When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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