When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.