When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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