Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”