Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.