Joke #10618

Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.

What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.

Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! "Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?" "Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog." "Tell me more" said the priest. "One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog." "But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" asked the priest. "Well" said the frog, "if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again." "Well, this is your lucky day!" said the priest. So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow. And lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bead! "And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defence!"

What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!

What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."