If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
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One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey.
They thought they would have some fun with him.
"Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers.
"You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?"
"Sure am," said the boy.
"If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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