If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.
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What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
