If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
Vote:
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again.
He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.