If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.
So he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse.
To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.
"Who's the boss around here?" he asked.
"I am." said the man.
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"
The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."
"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.
"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.