Joke #1113

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."

Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.

A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."

I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.

Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.

Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.