Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.