Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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