Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."