Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.