Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".