Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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