Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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