Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.