Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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