Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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