Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.