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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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