In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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