In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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