In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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No Questions asked.
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Actually he can also blow your face.
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He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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