In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.