There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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