There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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