There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.