There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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