There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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