Joke #8589

There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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