There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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