There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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