There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.