There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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