There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.