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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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