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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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