There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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