There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
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Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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