There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.