There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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