Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.