Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.