Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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