Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.