Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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