Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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