Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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