Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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