Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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