Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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