Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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