Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.