Joke #2477

How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde

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A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, cop, travel
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? "Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘Hello'."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde