How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere?
Because they all painted themselves blond.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes.
When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore.
The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back.
Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back.
The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look!
A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for chips.
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?
The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde."
Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde."
The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?"
The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"