How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere?
Because they all painted themselves blond.
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde.
The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.