Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!
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There's a blonde walking down a trail.
She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left.
She sees another blonde on the other side.
She asks her "how do you get to the other side?"
The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?