Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.