Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!