Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!