Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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