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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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