Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.