Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.