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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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