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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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