Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!