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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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