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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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