Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.