Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV. "Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?" "I’m sick of sports, I’m sick of TV," she replied. "You haven’t touched me in months. We’re going to talk about sex right now!" "OK, OK. So," he asked after a moment, "how often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?"