Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Don’t marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Cricket
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there. The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." "Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?" The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.