Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker.
The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!"
He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one.
Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!"
Concerned, his partner turns to him
"What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer
SMACK!
Anna:OW!
Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna?
Anna: Andy punched me!
Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy?
Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Vote:
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper.
The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things.
I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care.
Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"