Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?
Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump.
My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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