Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Why does ET have such big eyes? He saw the phone bill.
A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?
Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.