Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me,
"Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it."
I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?