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New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard
to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Q: What does it mean if you were born in September?
A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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